Hunterism

Hunter: Can I have a drink of your pop?

Me: Sure, go ahead.

H: Wow - you are being nice tonight. That is so nice of you.

M: Thanks. Now you only get one drink b/c it is late and I don't want you to wet the bed.

H: Well, I THOUGHT you were being nice.

...what the crap - my props were gone JUST LIKE THAT!