From my mom to my friends to the nurse at the OB office - everyone has suggestions on how to kick start labor. Well, let's just review some of those options.
SEX - LOTS OF SEX
Ummm, am I the ONLY person who remembers what got me into this miserable mess?!?
CASTOR OIL
I can barely choke down my pre-natal vitamins and you think I will be able to drink that nasty shit???
WALK, WALK, WALK
I can imagine this is much easier accomplished when it doesn't feel like a head is coming out of your crotch. I'm just sayin'
BOUNCE ON A BIRTHING BALL
Now this one I may try b/c it doesn't seem too awful or tiring BUT we don't have a birthing ball at our house :( I may have Jamie bring it home from the clinic.
NIPPLE STIMULATION
I want to meet the crazy ass person who actually thought of stimulating their nipples for hours on end to induce labor. Perv...
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So in wrap up I am too lazy to do anything to jump start this labor but I am still going to bitch about being pregnant every waking second of every day :)
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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That's kind of what I figured would happen. I have a birthing ball if you want to borrow it.
I'll work on my nipples and see if it helps you out. Oh yeah ... that's nice. :)
Haha! That nipple comment gave me quite a visual! You KNOW a man thought of that.
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