Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Everyone is oh so helpful!

From my mom to my friends to the nurse at the OB office - everyone has suggestions on how to kick start labor. Well, let's just review some of those options.

SEX - LOTS OF SEX

Ummm, am I the ONLY person who remembers what got me into this miserable mess?!?

CASTOR OIL
I can barely choke down my pre-natal vitamins and you think I will be able to drink that nasty shit???

WALK, WALK, WALK
I can imagine this is much easier accomplished when it doesn't feel like a head is coming out of your crotch. I'm just sayin'

BOUNCE ON A BIRTHING BALL
Now this one I may try b/c it doesn't seem too awful or tiring BUT we don't have a birthing ball at our house :( I may have Jamie bring it home from the clinic.

NIPPLE STIMULATION
I want to meet the crazy ass person who actually thought of stimulating their nipples for hours on end to induce labor. Perv...

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So in wrap up I am too lazy to do anything to jump start this labor but I am still going to bitch about being pregnant every waking second of every day :)

4 comments:

Melissa said...

That's kind of what I figured would happen. I have a birthing ball if you want to borrow it.

Erick said...
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Erick said...

I'll work on my nipples and see if it helps you out. Oh yeah ... that's nice. :)

Cake said...

Haha! That nipple comment gave me quite a visual! You KNOW a man thought of that.