Friday, February 29, 2008

Tales from Labor & Delivery...

This blog is flippin' hilarious!!! :) I also added it to my blogroll :)

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Always make me smile...

Hunter: Mama, did you know my teeth will all fall out and then I can put them under the pillow and the tooth fairy will come and bring me money and then big teeth will come in?

Me: Yep, that's cool isn't it. Everyone loses teeth baby, just like everyone has a brain and a heart.

Hunter: Mama, will my brain fall out and a bigger one grow in?


~wouldn't that be nice!

Monday, February 25, 2008

7am - WTH!?!?!

How did Dane go from sleeping until 9:30 or 10 to getting up at 7am.... This is ludacrious! I wonder if he would take benadryl willingly?? (Just Kidding Grandma!! ;)

This is how I feel today after going to bed so late :(

Sunday, February 24, 2008

When was this?

I was logged into my google account and happened upon this!!! LMAO - I don't remember doing this at all!!!

I am loving the story about Hunter and didn't remember it until I read it again. That is why i want to make a conscious effort to blog so that those precious memories last forever.

What they will say to get out of a nap...

Remember a few weeks ago when I posted about Dane telling me I was NOT pretty and NOT a princess... apparently, when I want him to take a nap - I become it's a whole 'nother story.

Scene: Laying in my bed watching I, Robot
Cast: Dane & Mama
Script: (obviously a fiction)

Mama: Dane, now that is enough playing around... I want you to lay down and go to sleep now.

Dane: (looks lovingly at mama) Mama, you is sooooooo pretty. (blink, blink)

Mama: Sure, sure. You still have to take a nap.

At the point in the script Dane gives up and goes to sleep. I guess if that whopper of a lie doesn't get him out of a nap - nothing will's a pirate's life for me...



My boys as Mr. Potato Head Pirates!!

So sweet...

So Hunter has taken to talking to baby Colt because I told him Colt can hear him now. So yesterday, he was talking to him and he was like "so what do I say to him?" and I said "You can tell him whatever you want. Tell him who you are."

He leans down with his lips like 1/2 inch from my belly (if not closer) and says "Hi baby Colt - I am Hunter Luke Maynard. I love you." It was sooooooo precious!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Yeah, that's me....

DEAD SEXY - I know!!!

Here is my big ole 26 week ole preggo belly - my belly is almost as big as my butt now!!! (I said ALMOST!)

Monday, February 18, 2008

Happy Birthday Dear Grandma!!!!

My mom just turned -- (edited to preserve my life!) Here are some pics from her birthday!!! (Although, once she sees these pics I may be in trouble anyway!) The boys decorated her cake with Cars candies - she loved it!
ETA: Sorry about Dane being in his underwear. I asked him if he wanted to get dressed for Grandma's birthday and he just said "No Thanks!" That kid loves to wear just underwear!

Gotta love 'em...

We were in the car the other day and I said "mama is a pretty pretty princess" and Dane (who is 2 1/2) got all huffy and said "mama you is not pretty and you is not a princess!" He was serious as a heartattack too... His other favorite insult is "you smell like doggy poop"

Ahhhh... I love the point when they can start insulting us....

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Snow, snow, snow!!!

Wow - the weather men got it right this time and we were HAMMERED with snow! It took Jamie 60 minutes this morning to get to Flushing (normally a 20-25 minute drive!) We took the boys outside last night around 8ish and let them play in the snow! I am not sure of the final tally of inches of snow, but I know we got at least 8 or 9 inches OR more! :)

Monday, February 4, 2008

Feelin' Lucky???

Go to, type in your name, click on "I'm Feeling Lucky" and see what happens....

I got this nerdy site - I am sure Erick has visited here a time or too... maybe Bob too ;)

Yeah? Who Cares???

So I have been lurking around babycenter lately rather than posting BECAUSE it seems like every freakin' post is someone bitching about something. (Hence my title!) You know, on a daily basis I could (and sometimes do) bitch about a hundred different things - but do I really need to create a post about it? NO ONE CARES! Especially some strangers on a public message board!!!

For example, these are a few of the topics tonight...

LEG CRAMPS - Does this mean I could have MS? WTF??

I DON'T LIKE TO SHARE - I am irritated my husband drinks out of my glass. WTF again - really, this needed it's own post???

BIG ASS EARS - I am offended when people make fun of my kids big ears. Ummm, ok...well they are big.....

ARE RICH PEOPLE CHEAP - This is a poll - as IF you could answer this poll about ALL rich people... jeebus....

Anyway - with topics like this - why would I want to comment?? The board has become pretty lame.... I wish some lurkers would continue to lurk rather than bore us with their mundane issues.