Always make me smile...

Hunter: Mama, did you know my teeth will all fall out and then I can put them under the pillow and the tooth fairy will come and bring me money and then big teeth will come in?

Me: Yep, that's cool isn't it. Everyone loses teeth baby, just like everyone has a brain and a heart.

Hunter: Mama, will my brain fall out and a bigger one grow in?

LMAO!


~wouldn't that be nice!

"You are not a Bitch!" --Hunter

Well, at least Hunter realizes that he can't call his Grandma a bitch - but this was probably not the most proper way to say it... Needless to say, mom and I died laughing and I couldn't even punish him.

I said "Did you just call your grandma a bitch" and he looked at me all serious and said "No, you did." That kid is QUICK!

The future of America is partially in my hands - that is some scary shit....

He's 4....

I can't believe my baby is 4 :(

I was a ball of emotions today b/c I am so excited that he is excited for his birthday - but I still can't believe he is 4 already and that makes me want to cry. His first 4 years have flown by and it makes me fear that the next 20 will too (Let's face it - he's not going to move out until he is at least 24 - he still sleeps in my bed for god's sake!)

So anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNTER! We are so proud of the boy you have become!

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On a side note - I completely mislabeled this blog because I have been so on the bottom of the world the last few weeks that I haven't felt like posting. :( I have been completely nauseous and the boys have been sick and blah blah blah and I didn't want to bore everyone with all the exaggerated details. (Don't get me wrong - I bitched about it to every single person I could - just didn't want any hard evidence whining)

Thankfully we are on the upswing and can all stay healthy (I am still nauseous, but that will go away in 7 more months) until after Hunter's birthday party on Saturday.

Sicky McSickerson

This is a PSA for all of the mothers and fathers out there -

DO NOT tell your child he/she has a fever! For some reason, as soon as you tell him/her that they have a fever ALL of their symptoms maginify by at least 50!

Hunter had said his belly hurt this morning, but AS SOON as I said he had a fever, oh lordy, I think he was going for the best actor in a drama series - he turned the drama on! Of course I feel bad for him (and me b/c I have to listen to him whine!) but come on - seriously! As if he really feels soooooooo much worse than he did 5 minutes ago!

Anyway - this little event set the precendent for the day - oh well -