Revelations (and some whining) from this past week

1. Do not, I mean do NOT even pretend with finger scissors that you will cut off Dane's manhood. He will not be scared, but instead will spread his legs and laugh.

2. Hunter can be seriously injured (to the point of hysteria) and as soon as his show comes back from commercial he is miraculously healed.

3. Some people will create drama and turmoil at every holiday and the best way to deal with it is to not play their games anymore. (I know, I know - I said it was a revelation, not something I do yet!)

4. Being pregnant sucks.

5. Migraines for 2 days suck.

6. I am almost done xmas shopping and am ECSTATIC about that. Now on to wrapping :(

7. I have an awesome husband and marraige and I love that we work together to make our family the best it can be.

8. Erick is a rockin' dude and I swear I will find you a pregnant, married girl just for your own!

9. Sometimes going to the ob-gyn and getting a pap is BETTER than dealing with 2 bratty kids. (I said sometimes!)

10. My DVR stopped working and I am starting to have a little bit of an anxiety attack over it. I think that may be a sign that I am addicted to TV w/o commercials.

11. My ass is as wide as I am tall. (Ok, well this may not be a new revelation!)

12. My mom is the most caring, giving person I know and I still don't think she has ever sat down to a meal and ate without having to get up up at least once. (If my boys are there - at least 10 times)

13. I am irritated when the boys are napping and I am awake. (as is the case right now)

14. I really like my job but sometimes hate the fact that I feel like I have to tell grown-ups things to do even though they already know it and just slack on it.

15. I am an awesome person and a loyal friend.

I think I will end on that note :)