What the crap?

How come my 2 year old can count as high as my 4 year old? Trust me - Jamie, I and my mom put some hours in on Hunter to get him to count to ten and Dane does it like it is cake... That boy is too smart for his own good.

Dane Stories
1. My mom was singing "...Santa Claus is coming to town...." and Dane said "NO! Santa is at the mall."

2. I was driving yesterday and I was stopped at a red light and it turned green and Dane said "GREEN MEANS GO MAMA!" WTH - he HAS never identified green before!

3. The boys both got haircuts on Friday - but Dane has a big bald spot in the back where he decided to jerk while the guy was cutting his hair.

4. I heard my garbage disposal come on and an awful noise so I ran the 10 steps to the kitchen and I found Dane on top of the kitchen counter, with one of my sharp knives upside down, spinning in the garbage disposal. He CAN NOT stay out of stuff.


I am sure I could go on and on with Dane stories -but that is good for now :)