Dear Body,
I am writing to let you know that I have come to accept the fact that you feel the need to have an attack of IBS every once in a while. It sucks, but I can handle it. My main bitch today though is, do you really have to attack at the most inappropriate times?? WTF - Don't you realize it hurts YOU more when you attack when I am not close to a restroom.
Fortunately enough for you, I was only at the movie theater this time- not too far of a walk. But when you decided to hit with a MAJOR attack while I was camping - what were you thinking? Do you really think it is safe for us to be truckin' it to the bathroom in pitch dark?
We are together forever - so it's time you learned that we need to work together. Let's limit the attacks of IBS to the homefront. K?
Yours Truly,
Me
I am writing to let you know that I have come to accept the fact that you feel the need to have an attack of IBS every once in a while. It sucks, but I can handle it. My main bitch today though is, do you really have to attack at the most inappropriate times?? WTF - Don't you realize it hurts YOU more when you attack when I am not close to a restroom.
Fortunately enough for you, I was only at the movie theater this time- not too far of a walk. But when you decided to hit with a MAJOR attack while I was camping - what were you thinking? Do you really think it is safe for us to be truckin' it to the bathroom in pitch dark?
We are together forever - so it's time you learned that we need to work together. Let's limit the attacks of IBS to the homefront. K?
Yours Truly,
Me
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