WoopteeDooo

I can't wait for the first trimester to be OVER! I have been even more bitchy and depressed lately than ever (And before you smartasses say "there is no way it's possible...just ask Jamie) I have been having a bitch of a time getting to sleep and then when I do FINALLY fall asleep, the boys do something to wake me up. Last night Hunter started yelling at the top of his lungs "I'M THRISTY! I'M THIRSTY! I'M THIRSTY!" I could tell he was still 1/2 asleep so I ignored him and he want back to sleep, but not before I was WIDE AWAKE AGAIN! Ugh! Maybe in their small way they are preparing me for the baby - thanks but no thanks boys.

So tommorrow I will be 10 weeks along - 25% done! Today I asked Dane, "Is mamma a bad girl?" and he said "no, you have a baby in your boob" WTF? Ok - at least he said I wasn't bad.

So - anyway, this has become my most random, A.D.D. post yet and I bet you are enjoying it (or not, I don't really care) Tommorrow is Halloween and we have no idea yet where and when we are trick or treating... Ah well, I am sure we will figure something out.

Well, off to watch Law and Order SVU :) Ta ta for now....

He's 4....

I can't believe my baby is 4 :(

I was a ball of emotions today b/c I am so excited that he is excited for his birthday - but I still can't believe he is 4 already and that makes me want to cry. His first 4 years have flown by and it makes me fear that the next 20 will too (Let's face it - he's not going to move out until he is at least 24 - he still sleeps in my bed for god's sake!)

So anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNTER! We are so proud of the boy you have become!

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On a side note - I completely mislabeled this blog because I have been so on the bottom of the world the last few weeks that I haven't felt like posting. :( I have been completely nauseous and the boys have been sick and blah blah blah and I didn't want to bore everyone with all the exaggerated details. (Don't get me wrong - I bitched about it to every single person I could - just didn't want any hard evidence whining)

Thankfully we are on the upswing and can all stay healthy (I am still nauseous, but that will go away in 7 more months) until after Hunter's birthday party on Saturday.

Freaky looking baby!

I don't know about anyone else - but that little "baby" on the right side of the page is really freaking me out... I may have to delete it until I get farther along and it looks like a human rather than a mutant......

"You a Bich Mama"

Yes, that is what my 3 (almost 4) year old said to me last night when getting ready for his bath. My jaw hit the floor. I said "Did you just call me a bitch" and he said "yep" with the biggest shit-eating grin ever! So - this is one of those mommy test moments that you MUST NOT FAIL - yeah, I think I failed. Well, unless laughing is passing, but I doubt it is.

Anyway, after my not so discreet giggle we had a little talk about how that is a bad word and he isn't allowed to say it. He said "OK." I could tell he actually knew it was a bad word and was just testing me, so he wasn't really surprised that I told him to not say it again. He told me he heard it at school from a friend - who knows, he honestly could have heard it from me - or The View said 'bitch' about 200 times yesterday, so who knows...

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO - I did what every good, no GREAT, mother would do - I threatened him that if he ever said it again he would NOT have a birthday party! Yes I did - it was the only way to go. Threats may not be the most PC punishment, but they sure are the most effective. He even made a point to tell me after school that he didn't say any bad words - see, my threats worked!


Honestly - the biggest shocker of the day was that Hunter said it before Dane - I was positive I would get cussed out by Dane first... it's only a matter of days and honestly, some days I know he is cussing in his own language...