Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Lint Contest?

Is there some unwritten, unspoken about contest amongst men to see just how full the lint trap on the dryer can become? I swear - everytime I wash clothes after Jamie the lint trap is sooooo full I can barely pull it out of the dryer. His response "I do empty it." Right.

And I know some of you are thinking "I should just be greatful that he does laundry at all" Well, I guaran-damn-tee when I am standing out at the road with my three children in the freezing cold watching my house burn to the ground because the lint trap finally ignited - my first thought will not be "I am so greatful that Jamie helped me with laundry."

Just for Fun

You know those days, where you feel like you are being pissed on all day?

Man, I think that TODAY might be one of those days for me since I have LITERALLY been pissed on 3 times already, and it's only 9:30am!

Piss #1: Colt wet thru his diaper around 6:30am and soaked the sheets and his pajamas. So I had to get up, change him, throw a towel on the spot (you didn't think I was changing sheets before sunrise did you?!?!) and go back to sleep.

Piss #2: Hunter wakes me up to tell me he peed in MY bed at around 8am. And once I am awake I realize he not only got the sheets wet he also got me all wet, yeah. So I have him go change, I get up and change, throw YET another towel down(it's still early!) and try to sleep just a wee bit more.

Piss #3: Colt and I got up around 9 or so and as I was carrying him to the kitchen to make him a bottle, he pees outside of his diaper, down his legs all over my legs.

So, I am waiting for Hunter to wake up so I can wash the sheets. I need a shower and Colt and Hunter need baths. I just hope this isn't a glimpse of how bad the day is gonna be.


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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I'mmmmmmmmmmm Baaaaaaccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkk

^Said in a creepy sorta way.

Well, the truth is, I haven't went anywhere. Just have been neglecting all two of you (I am doubtful that there are more readers than that!)

With the holidays and illness and bad weather and hormones I have been so overwhelmed and blah lately that I have had no desire to post anything.

Christmas was great, overwhelming but great. We do everything with family during 5 hours on Xmas Eve - both families. It makes it a little stressful and rushed but eh, it's what it is I guess.

Christmas morning was great - boys were sorta excited (well, after they started opening gifts they were stoked) and the baby was in love with the wrapping paper. Can you believe he is already 7 months old! He was trying to crawl yesterday YIKES! Mobility is not something I want anytime soon!

Anyway, I will try to get better about posting and I plan on doing a year in review post sometime today/tommorrow :)

To all our friends and family - we love you and hope you had a great holiday season!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Putting the Star on the Tree

Well, since Hunter is the oldest - he got to put the star on the tree this year.

Dane checking out the situation... coming up with a plan....

Dane also putting the star on the tree! He just had to help out too!

Then the dumb star fell - so we put a Santa on top... We tried.

Sick 'o Shits

That is what our house has been this WHOLE WEEK! I didn't even get a chance to tell you how much we enjoyed our trip down to Kentucky to visit dad before Hunter started puking. He was literally puking within 3 hours of getting home - at least he waited though, huh? Well - that was Sunday night and up to yesterday it was still a mess around here... Dane got the runs too, but no puking and *fingers crossed* Jamie, Colt or I haven't gotten it at all (I probably just jinxed us!)

Anyway - just wanted to update everyone. Here is a cute pic of Dane & Colt from like 5 minutes ago.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I'm A Slacker

I know I should be posting more... and I would like to tell you I have been so busy doing important things -but in all actuality I have just been a lazy piece of shit - sorry.

Well, not really.

So, to get your forgiveness (because I like to act like I really do care) - I am going to show you some pics :)

Hunter & Dane

Daddy & Boys

Hunter & Colt

A sorta decent picture

Me & Hunter